Lancaster parishioner shocked when three Swiss Guards come to collect a twenty pence unpaid votive candle debt.
In a bid to attract more people to church, a Birmingham parish has created a popular Escape Room experience based around the Latin Mass.
New research has found that Catholics don’t 'seek first the Kingdom of God', in fact it comes in at number thirty nine.
A new phone app which suggests Catholic 'next words' is set to make it easier for Catholics to send messages to each other.
Norwich Parishioner will sue if she's sacked from volunteer role she’s done since war.’ This office would fall apart without me.’ Said Irene. ’Only I know where I keep the carbon paper for the newsletters.’
A Coventry man, who wore his ashes throughout Lent has expressed his relief in removing them during the Easter Vigil. 'Have you any idea what that does to a family?' Remarked his devoted wife.
Local catholic, David Briton, put his self-consciousness down to nerves during his first visit to his local charismatic prayer group. Only later did he discover that in reality everyone was actually watching him intently.
Newbridge parishioner, Ethyl Porter, perished under a deluge of holy trinkets she had been keeping in her wardrobe. An amnesty now exists for such items.