A new descant for the popular traditional British hymn, Jerusalem, has been unveiled. 'This is like Banksy does church music.'
New research by the Institute for Ecclesial Statistics has shown the average age of attendees in children's liturgy across the United Kingdom is 52 and there are nine adults for each child.
A Milton Keynes Woman who missed Mass once in 1953 because she was in labour still fears she is going to hell.
Pope Francis has expressed great disappointment that Christmas fell on Monday this year, describing it as ’Rubbish!' ’It means I have to go to Mass twice in two days!'
Predictably Irish Priest, Canon Seamus O’Malley, has smashed the ‘World’s Fastest Ever Catholic Mass’ record.
A Sheffield Priest has spoken of his terror after receiving an anonymous threat to his life for moving a candle-stand.
New research by the conservative think tank, The Institute of Dogma and Fidelity, also known as ‘Control-Right’, has determined that God does indeed dwell in an ivory tower.
In a surprise addition to the received wisdom of the church, Cardinal Friedrichstein of the Vatican’s Eschatology Commission, has declared that salvation may rest on our knowledge of Latin.