A South London man who accidentally touched his mouth with Holy water on the way into church was rushed to hospital before Mass had finished.
Man Catches Six Life-Threatening Infections after Imbibing Holy Water
Barnsley Catholic Right to Feel Self-Conscious at Charismatic Prayer Group.
Local catholic, David Briton, put his self-consciousness down to nerves during his first visit to his local charismatic prayer group. Only later did he discover that in reality everyone was actually watching him intently.
Catholic Granny Killed by Landslide of Miraculous Medals.
Newbridge parishioner, Ethyl Porter, perished under a deluge of holy trinkets she had been keeping in her wardrobe. An amnesty now exists for such items.
Adults outnumber kids in children’s liturgy by ten to one
New research by the Institute for Ecclesial Statistics has shown the average age of attendees in children's liturgy across the United Kingdom is 52 and there are nine adults for each child.
Woman who Missed Mass once in ’53 still fears she is going to Hell
A Milton Keynes Woman who missed Mass once in 1953 because she was in labour still fears she is going to hell.
Manchester Priest Smashes Record for The World’s shortest Mass
Predictably Irish Priest, Canon Seamus O’Malley, has smashed the ‘World’s Fastest Ever Catholic Mass’ record.
Priest receives death threats after moving votive candle stand.
A Sheffield Priest has spoken of his terror after receiving an anonymous threat to his life for moving a candle-stand.
Birmingham Priest throws missal at old lady for saying creed to fast.
Fr O’Shaunahennessy threw the Missal at a woman who had been racing through Mass responses for years.
Nottingham Priest loses concentration as plain chant slips into ‘Someone Like You’ by Adele
Parishioners were left bemused as Fr Bill Mursell started serenading them with the words of the Mass but with the tune of Adele’s chart pop hit.
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