An exasperated Bishop has spoken of his frustration at the length of merged parish names
After 50 years of cake sales, Luton pensioner raises nothing for Cafod. Sheila Wimple, faithful parishioner of St Anthony's in Luton, has been baking cakes for Cafod and has finally broken even.
The Catholic Church was shocked to receive the award for being best at Lent in an award ceremony run by ecumenical organisation Churches Together.
Norwich Parishioner will sue if she's sacked from volunteer role she’s done since war.’ This office would fall apart without me.’ Said Irene. ’Only I know where I keep the carbon paper for the newsletters.’
Local residents fear for their relatives believed to be trapped in their parish's on-going Easter Vigil two days after it started.
A Coventry man, who wore his ashes throughout Lent has expressed his relief in removing them during the Easter Vigil. 'Have you any idea what that does to a family?' Remarked his devoted wife.
Devout newlyweds from Northampton have expressed their intention to let their love shine further than just to each other. 'It sounds nice.' Said an anonymous source. 'But I've never known a couple as passive aggressive as them. Frankly they can keep that to themselves.'
A South London man who accidentally touched his mouth with Holy water on the way into church was rushed to hospital before Mass had finished.