The Catholic Church was shocked to receive the award for being best at Lent in an award ceremony run by ecumenical organisation Churches Together.
Norwich Parishioner will sue if she's sacked from volunteer role she’s done since war.’ This office would fall apart without me.’ Said Irene. ’Only I know where I keep the carbon paper for the newsletters.’
Vatican officials have confirmed that a host of new practices are to be incorporated into the Holy Mass.
In a self-defiant move, the ultra-conservative wing (Control-Right) of the Catholic Church has banned everyone from speaking at any Catholic events anywhere. This ban includes themselves.
Local catholic, David Briton, put his self-consciousness down to nerves during his first visit to his local charismatic prayer group. Only later did he discover that in reality everyone was actually watching him intently.
A new descant for the popular traditional British hymn, Jerusalem, has been unveiled. 'This is like Banksy does church music.'